things from priest lake:

1) my mother continually listened to italian rap music and is now obsessed with it
2) on my uncle's birthday we went to the bar and a 20-year-old man hit on my uncle. my uncle is seventy years old
3) i got huckleberry milkshake up my nose and passed out
4) i was offered crack four times by the same people
5) i bruised my tailbone agAIN
6) all the adults got drunk and almost set the cabin on fire
7) i saw like twelve deer 
8) i ate more huckleberry-themed food items than i've ever eaten before
9) i almost stole a small dog (on accident)
10) i binge-watched iron chef america reruns and it was great

just in case anyone was wondering